douchey shit

(n)one who is a 'douche' and a 'shit' combined; an 'asshole'; a heartless person; a shit particle caught in a douche.

#1: i feel like a douchey shit for treating you like that.
or
#2: How could you cheat on me you DOUCHEY SHIT!

by Hopscotch Jones April 9, 2009

Skittle Shits

When you poop out like 1000 little turds in one push.

Jeeese that tako bell really gave me Skittle Shits

by Deodorant Jack January 12, 2017

G-shit

a word used by hood rats and uneducated idiots to impress some looser they call a friend.

mother fuckas giving them some G-shit

OMG your such an idiot

by dipshithoodrat August 15, 2018

Round piece of shit

Calliou

You're a fucking round piece of shit.

by bagofceasersalad June 28, 2016

fuck ur shit

To say, "Fuck your shit", is very common upon white little boys, because it makes them feel like they can fuck your shit up

Nigga, fuck ur shit

by Mr_Bacon_Aiken December 20, 2017

Slippery shits

The kind of shit that leaves your crack feeling slimy. When you wipe, the toilet paper glides over your crack like it's sliding down a slip and slide.

I made jalapeno poppers last night, now I have the slippery shits.

by Arhs28 July 9, 2022

April shit

The fit throwing single momma drama ass trailer type queen that usually sleeps with everyone one who knows it all and can't tell her different

She be on that April shit this morning

by Tramp,babysmomma October 3, 2022