Shit Bag: Slang, Military Term: A person who is unmotivated and utterly worthless. Constantly finding different ways to get out of working, doing what they are supposed to, or being asked to do something and making up a dumbass excuse to get out of doing it...
You: Hey Fred, quit the shit baggery and come help me unload this truck!
Fred: I can't, I got to wasted last night, and I don't feel good.
You: Dude, you're a shit bag.
Fred: I can't, I got to wasted last night, and I don't feel good.
You: Dude, you're a shit bag.
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Get the Shit’s Ass mug.The original phrase for being under the influence of alcohol and cannabis before crossfaded would eventually be the much cooler term for the activity.
Yeah I told Matt not to drink and smoke so much, I knew he would be a total shit goose.
Last night I was shit goosing it so bad I knew I shouldn't have drank that 12 pack and smoked that blunt of 50s.
Last night I was shit goosing it so bad I knew I shouldn't have drank that 12 pack and smoked that blunt of 50s.
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Get the Fat shit mug.A car, truck or van of questionable reliability and/or common decency.
Classless and saggy jalopy with rust patches throughout. Oil dripping, muffler dragging shat machine.
A vehicle on its last legs and obviously so.
Usual applicants Honda civics and VW golfs.
Classless and saggy jalopy with rust patches throughout. Oil dripping, muffler dragging shat machine.
A vehicle on its last legs and obviously so.
Usual applicants Honda civics and VW golfs.
Edgar: I was trying to change lanes on my way to the Chervon and I was nearly side swiped by some clown in a civic.
Romulus: was it a shit-box?
Edgar: total shitbox, like I said it was a civic.
Romulus: was it a shit-box?
Edgar: total shitbox, like I said it was a civic.
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Get the Shit-box mug."When the shit hits the fan" is the vulgar and more satisfying term for a situation that suddenly gets messy. It gives you an idea of just how messy a situation by comparing it to being in a small room when a handful of loose feces are launched into the spinning fan blades.
1: When that silly old bitch pranged John's prized Mercedes in the parking lot and then tried to take off, shit really hit the fan. I though he was gonna kill her.
2: Where's our fucking money?! You better have it, or the shit is gonna hit the fan, believe you me!!
3: I lost everything back in 2008 when the shit hit the fan. Just like a lot of people.
2: Where's our fucking money?! You better have it, or the shit is gonna hit the fan, believe you me!!
3: I lost everything back in 2008 when the shit hit the fan. Just like a lot of people.
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