Spigot Ass

A ungodly form of diarrhea to where it’s like a water spigot on full blast

Man I had horrible spigot ass I had to clean the back of the toilet seat

by your lovely mom April 2, 2020

Ass hat

The disposable paper ring that you use to protect yourself from a dirty toilet seat

That toilet seat cover kind of resembles a hat you can where on your bottom. Making it an ass hat

by Badapple187 July 12, 2022

Head ass

A term used to describe the feeling when you are so utterly obsessed with someone that you are basically up their ass, otherwise known as head ass.

"Rachel and Michele are so head ass for each other, both their lock screens are pictures of each other."

"I put on a full face of makeup just to reply to the girl I'm talking to snapchat, such head ass behavior."

by I<3mygirlfriend June 15, 2023

ass quiche

Literally a breakfast casserole of French origin eaten directly off of a bunghole.

No thank you, I’m stuffed from eating all of this ass quiche.

by vanmeterdeals March 17, 2019

Cats ass

When you have long hair and you havent washed it in a week or so. It splits down the middle back of your head and the part starting on the back of your head isnt covered by hair.

I havent washed my hair in a week and I have cats ass on my head

by Msannethr0pe December 2, 2019

SAB (Stupid Ass Bitch)

@Jackmio77 having circular arguments with prostitutes, stand for being a Stupid Ass Bitch

Stop being a DAF SAB (Stupid Ass Bitch)

by Bobjoned September 28, 2023

Doodle was in my ass

ITS STUCK FUCKING HELP ME AHHHHHH STEP BRO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE !!!!!!!! STEP BRO WHAT ARE U DOING WITH THAT ;)

My doodle was in my ass hole and it’s not cumming out !!!

by Ooooo step bro July 12, 2020