An incredibly useful, but useless skill.
Taking a huge dump in less than a minute because the break timer for the hardcore World of Warcraft raid is two minutes.
Taking a huge dump in less than a minute because the break timer for the hardcore World of Warcraft raid is two minutes.
Raid leader: "Break time 2 minutes"
You: "BRB guys gotta take a raid shit"
-2 minutes later-
You: "Back."
You: "BRB guys gotta take a raid shit"
-2 minutes later-
You: "Back."
by aerolock March 13, 2018

Corrupt people who are compromised under army's influence and pressure such that their shit is even boot shaped
by UrbanLafanga February 10, 2024

Scout from Team Fortress 2: What the hell is you guys' problem?!
Some guy: Shit in your hand and clap.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: But then I'll have shit in TWO hands!
Some guy: Shit in your hand and clap.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: But then I'll have shit in TWO hands!
by ChickenBiscuits27 January 22, 2024

When labelling an abrasive person...
"Why are you being so disrespectful? Stop acting like a SHIT WINKER!"
When describing anantomy...
"Aww man! I stuck my tongue so far up her SHIT WINKER, I tasted last nights dinner!"
"Why are you being so disrespectful? Stop acting like a SHIT WINKER!"
When describing anantomy...
"Aww man! I stuck my tongue so far up her SHIT WINKER, I tasted last nights dinner!"
by GodofBloodletting February 11, 2025

It's a swear word for poo and in France merd is a bad name because it means shit and lots a people say it to specify something or to look cool.
by Ghoulix November 6, 2021

Fixing something completely random or unspecified. In most cases, if "shit" is replaced with "stuff", the sentences remain equivalent. If a possessive pronoun, like "your" or "their", is used between "fix" and "shit", this changes the meaning of "shit" to something along the lines of "mess", this often is referring to a personal mess, but also could be a social mess or physical mess.
Frank: "My parents aren't home, do you wanna come over?"
Evelyn: "I'm fixing shit right now, but I'm coming as soon as it's taken care of."
Daniel: *spills beans on the floor*
Claire: "You should probably fix this shit before someone slips and gets hurt."
Bob: "I lost all my life savings and the house because of a bet."
Alice: "You seriously gotta fix your shit man."
Evelyn: "I'm fixing shit right now, but I'm coming as soon as it's taken care of."
Daniel: *spills beans on the floor*
Claire: "You should probably fix this shit before someone slips and gets hurt."
Bob: "I lost all my life savings and the house because of a bet."
Alice: "You seriously gotta fix your shit man."
by Vebb November 15, 2023

A shit slob is a dirt slob who wears shit stained underwear and doesn't wipe his foul stinky dirty fucking ass.
It sucks to work or live around a dirty filthy disgusting greasy ass shit slob! They're the sort of people that make an entire city turn depressing and make you want to move out of town.
by Bill Beef July 4, 2025
