A cake woman is a modern term for an outdated concept. This particular one refers to an unmarried woman over the age of 25 being undesirable. It's the idea that if a woman's unmarried after 25, there must be something wrong with her and comes from the idea that Christmas cake is less desirable after Christmas. Both of these ideas are wrong.
Guy 1: Damn man, she's hot.
Guy 2: Dude, you can't date her. She's a cake woman. Ya know, over 25.
Guy 1: Well, thanks for telling me her age. Imma gonna go ask her out for drinks, and you need to update your attitude.
Guy 2: Dude, you can't date her. She's a cake woman. Ya know, over 25.
Guy 1: Well, thanks for telling me her age. Imma gonna go ask her out for drinks, and you need to update your attitude.
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The real super heroes, a woman has the ability to create life and bring life into existence by bringing children into this world through a process called (pregnancy)
They are kind and they have the ability to nurture people.
Women are born with beautiful natural breast, and a natural vagina, to be a woman you have to be born a woman.
You cannot make a woman surgically, if you have a surgical procedure to become a woman there's other terms for that, not a woman.
A woman is strong with feminine energy, sometimes women who work hard, play sports operate in a more masculine energy but they still are connected to their feminine side.
Even if a woman cannot have children naturally because of health conditions she will still be born with natural breast and vagina.
Women have beautiful skin, beautiful natural bodies and a beautiful voice.
Even the least attractive women will be born with a vagina.
Women are very intelligent creatures and there is a big amount of women in society doing excellent jobs, they are performing great in different fields.
Women are a gift to the world, to society as a whole
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Person A: I'm a woman but I have male organs
Person B: no, you are not a woman, but you will always be accepted by woman and respected as an individual no matter what organs you have or your personal beliefs might be.
But you shouldn't call yourself woman because it's offensive to real woman.
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But you shouldn't call yourself woman because it's offensive to real woman.
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