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The WillyGoat Curse

The dark cloud of doom that plagues one’s favorite sports team for years and decades that can only be undone by a fan, bandwagon fan, or faithful fan by a sports sacrifice to that particular teams sports god for a championship.
“Dude, you’re not fooling anyone, we all know you’re gay, so admit it already as sacrifice so the 49ers can win a Super Bowl finally!, because The WillyGoat Curse is taking out our 49ers best players every game!”
by The Bonk December 2, 2024
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Brando Willyfuck

a lightskin man who plays everyone but big butt women
Girl 1: I told you not to talk to Brando Willyfuck
Girl 2: I know but he’s so fine
by RazerLizard December 21, 2024
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Moist willy

The act of taking your dick out of a wet vagina and sticking your finger in then using the juice to give the girl a wet willy.
I was having sex with Jason but halfway through he gave me a moist willy it was really weird.
by Queefgiver January 5, 2025
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White Willy

Lick your finger, dip it in blow and wet willy
That person just got a white willy in their ear
by Whiteear February 2, 2025
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Wettest Willy

After intercourse (male and female) where the man unloads into the woman’s vagina, she takes her pointer finger, scoops out some semen and then wiggles said finger in the man’s ear.
In their post-coitus haze Colby never saw her coming with the Wettest Willy ready on her dripping finger. Colby was never the same after…
by TheWillier February 5, 2026
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Wisconsin Willy Stamp

When 3 or more men tie their penises together (usually with a rubber band), dip them in a bucket of paint, and slap a woman across the face with them.
Frank: Yo I just gave my girl a Wisconsin Willy Stamp
Gerbert: what the fuck is that
by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026
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Wetter Willy

A wet willy, but instead of just saliva, it is every single fluid in the human body. Instead of a pinky finger being inserted into the ear, it's a penis.
"Babe, we should totally try the new Wetter Willy technique, I wanna see what the hype is about!"
by BangalangMan February 14, 2025
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