A more twisted version of the wet willy. It's executed by spitting on your own penis, and then insert said penis into an unsuspecting victim's ass.
"I really wasn't expecting him to give me a wet wally when my pants were down... it hurt for a week."
by KingDouche January 31, 2008
Get the Wet Wallymug. by mariofoojeelio September 13, 2013
Get the wet beardmug. the act of spluging in an ear of the same sex. than sticking ur member in the ear and twisting it back and forth.
by the wet randall September 8, 2009
Get the the wet randallmug. verb: To grasp or touch something with
a wet hand.
Usually refers to the handling
of delicate electronic
equiptment or communication
devices by the poor bastards
who live their lives on-call
and are required to always be
at least within arm's-reach of
said devices 24/7.
a wet hand.
Usually refers to the handling
of delicate electronic
equiptment or communication
devices by the poor bastards
who live their lives on-call
and are required to always be
at least within arm's-reach of
said devices 24/7.
"I wet-handed my cellphone when I took
a call coming out of the shower this
morning, now it's locked up on me."
-or-
"Keep on cracking-wise with me buddy,
and I'll wet-hand your stinkin'
Blackberry most Ricky-tick!
Believe Dat!"
a call coming out of the shower this
morning, now it's locked up on me."
-or-
"Keep on cracking-wise with me buddy,
and I'll wet-hand your stinkin'
Blackberry most Ricky-tick!
Believe Dat!"
by goodcop8 August 5, 2007
Get the wet-handmug. (refering to the penis) When a male becomes so heavily intoxicated that his penis is not able to become erect. The penis therefore resembles limp "wet speghetti".
A man has about 15 beers and convinces a young woman to come to his cadillac. They both take off their clothes and are ready to engage in sexual activity. However, the guy cannot seem to get his penis hard. The man suffered from Wet Speghetti.
by Phil Carr March 19, 2007
Get the Wet Speghettimug. When Job wraps a chick in the spinning yoyo string, then as she gets third degree friction burns, he rides her to orgasm and uses the string to throw her in a nearby body of water.
The cum covered carcass looks like a seal in the water.
The cum covered carcass looks like a seal in the water.
by Jac/k/al October 29, 2014
Get the Wet Sealmug. by xXHyper SkillzXx January 8, 2015
Get the wet breakfastmug.