blue waffles

somebody told you to look this up. it's not waffles that are blue.

I love blue waffles for breakfast

by kaj333 December 2, 2023

Wank Waffle

'Filler text' conversation, the verbal equivalent of Lorem Ipsum; where words and sounds are heard but nothing is actually said, i.e no context or substance. This is typically witnessed in politics, mumbling noises until the moment is over, or a new distraction is present.

Boris didn’t answer the question at hand, we were subjected to a right load of Wank Waffle instead.

by TheGreenGoddess October 22, 2020

chubby wubby waffle

basically hoda

oh sarah did you see that chubby wubby waffle"

by sarahdan January 27, 2017

Waffle hoe

A person, who has been to a waffle house so many times the people that work there now don't even ask you to order because they know what you are going to order.

she's a real waffle hoe

by jake from statefarm12 May 29, 2024

panty waffle

when someone makes hot panty's by putting them in theyre panties.

'yo fam can i get some waffles?' 'yeah sure lemme just take off my panties and give u 1 panty waffle.'

by Strykah2710 September 8, 2020

Waffle burger

Another term for chatting shit basically

‘Mans chatting bare waffle burger’ big man Jakey boy

by Woioilads May 24, 2022

Twat Waffle

Someone who thinks their shit dont stink to the point they cant be described by any other words.

That Brittney Bitch is a complete Twat Waffle

by v for vendettaa October 7, 2022