Uncle Randy's funhouse

The spare room your uncle keeps locked.
Often the location of thousands of pornographic DVDs , VHS tapes and magazines.
Occasionally the location of you wearing only bunny ears surviving solely on corn cobs and diet orange soda.

After two weeks in Uncle Randy's funhouse, I don't think I'll ever be able to sit right again. All the eye bleach in the world could never be enough.

by Gigglesnshit May 25, 2023

Mongolian uncle

An uncle whos stock is on the rise

My Mongolian Uncle is now worth more than Zara

by Ethiopian Uncle December 5, 2022

step-cousin-uncle

1. The son of one's grandparent's stepsibling.
2. The stepson of one's grandparent's sibling.
3. The son of one's stepgrandparent's sibling.

My step-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Uncle willie

A mainly Scottish originating term referring to one's penis.

E.g. Eric Clapton song "hand jive" the lyrics "doing the hand jive with uncle willie" meaning that the individual described was indulging in masturbation.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

Uncle-grandpas

A term used to describe pyjamas only an old man would wear.

Did you see John last week? He ran across the street in his uncle-grandpas!

by GrandpaJoe1240281 October 29, 2020

co-uncle-in-law

Spouse's aunt's husband.

My co-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 6, 2021

half-great-great-uncle

Great-grandparent's half-brother.

half-great-great-uncle.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024