Janky Turd

Janky turd is a term commonly used in BMX bike circles to describe a shitty BMX bike. The term was started on the BMX Museum.

That new Quadangle bike is such a janky turd! two of the four bolt holes in stem are threaded at an angle, bearings in bb are notchy, cranks are bent, chain looks like it was spray painted in driveway by my 8 year old nephew, freewheel and hub failed before i reached end of street. Fuckin janky turd!

by BMXstuff February 20, 2012

Corp Turd

A member of Texas A&M University's Corps of Cadets. Most likely to fling horse poo at members of an opposing school's Marching Band. Sometimes seen using a sabre to defend Kyle Field's "sacred" playing surface from SMU Cheerleaders. Like to grab their nuts and squeeze them to feel the pain that the football team is experiencing. Like to sport military haircuts and be a part of a pretend Army.

Hey man, did you see that dude grabbing his nuts on TV? He must be a Corp Turd!

If you're a Red Raider, you better not let a Corp Turd catch you walking on the grass at the Memorial Student Center, or else they'll beat you up.

by Raider Power December 9, 2008

turd beard

When someone has a hair asshole, it can be defined as a beard. When it is full of shit it is called a turd beard.

That girls ass is so hairy and full of shit, she has a nasty turd beard.

by Bigtnuggz April 10, 2015

Moses turd

A turd that parts the water when you flush and refuses itself to go down, even after multiple flushes.

I can’t even use the bathroom because mom left a huge Moses turd.

by SgtSapper May 31, 2019

turd burglar

greg heffley

it's the bass solo, turd burglar, don't you know anything about music

by kalosianlitten December 28, 2021

Turd smugglins

When you try to smuggle your toilet into another country.

I tried to do a turd smugglins yesterday.
How did it go?
I got caught by fart security.
Dang dude that sucks.

by 420 yes scope March 22, 2017

turd tank

A modular storage device attached to triathlete saddles to allow for in-race fecal collection, especially useful in Clydesdale categories

I hope I finish this race soon, I've just topped off my turd tank.

by Evan Cool April 26, 2015