Janky turd is a term commonly used in BMX bike circles to describe a shitty BMX bike. The term was started on the BMX Museum.
That new Quadangle bike is such a janky turd! two of the four bolt holes in stem are threaded at an angle, bearings in bb are notchy, cranks are bent, chain looks like it was spray painted in driveway by my 8 year old nephew, freewheel and hub failed before i reached end of street. Fuckin janky turd!
by BMXstuff January 27, 2012
A member of Texas A&M University's Corps of Cadets. Most likely to fling horse poo at members of an opposing school's Marching Band. Sometimes seen using a sabre to defend Kyle Field's "sacred" playing surface from SMU Cheerleaders. Like to grab their nuts and squeeze them to feel the pain that the football team is experiencing. Like to sport military haircuts and be a part of a pretend Army.
Hey man, did you see that dude grabbing his nuts on TV? He must be a Corp Turd!
If you're a Red Raider, you better not let a Corp Turd catch you walking on the grass at the Memorial Student Center, or else they'll beat you up.
If you're a Red Raider, you better not let a Corp Turd catch you walking on the grass at the Memorial Student Center, or else they'll beat you up.
by Raider Power February 02, 2007
Pete "An MVP of this feature would be really lean"
Imraan "..erm no.. this is vertical slice of a turd biscuit"
Imraan "..erm no.. this is vertical slice of a turd biscuit"
by DevsDontPeeOnTheFloor February 21, 2014
by Lunahbelle2010 April 12, 2017
the fecal matter excreted when one stretches in ways that make intestinal continence difficult if the sphincter muscles are weak or relaxed, particularly common for those with or developing rectal cancer and/or a turtle heads
by wadiwalker December 28, 2014
It was noted that he did bare the resemblance of a boner turd. He was unaware of the label affixed to his hat naming him such.
by dirtharrison March 07, 2014
A modular storage device attached to triathlete saddles to allow for in-race fecal collection, especially useful in Clydesdale categories
by Evan Cool April 26, 2015