The two finger linger

The expression used to describe the smell your fingers have after fingering a vagina.
Elmo: Yo cookie monster, i fingered dorothy last night and she left me the two finger linger.

Cookie: Let me smell!
by MJG0219 July 03, 2011
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texas two step

When you take a mis-step while being drunk.
When you nearly fall down drunk while executing the texas two step
by creep_nwwf2 August 12, 2008
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two headed swede

When a man tells a woman to lay down and then procedes to jump up and body slam her. At the same time, he shoves his dick in her cunt with all his weight. Must be followed up with: "how was it honey?"
Max did a two headed swede to Samantha and broke two of her ribs. She seemed satisfied though...
by monnardini April 02, 2009
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two stroke diesel

A slang word phrase to discribe two lesbian women engageing in intercourse.
"Those two dimes are two stroke diesels."
by Steve the Man in the 813 May 04, 2006
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two sides to a book

with 2 sides to a book i licked stmo...
by blitzjean January 07, 2004
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Two Thousand and Sixteen

Two Thousand and Sixteen
2016
MMXVI

(too-thow-zund-sics-teen)

Noun, Proper

An individual year that took place over two thousand years into the Common Era (CE) where everyone important died, the worst American election in history took place, great social unrest occurred, and generally shitty events and movies happened. It is generally agreed that the world should have ended on this year instead of 2012 (many in America hope it happens before November 8th).

Also pronounced "Two Thousand Sixteen" or "Twenty Sixteen", this term is considered an insult and slur in the parts of the world where western culture and media is predominant.
"We don't talk about Two Thousand and Sixteen"

"I got AIDS and a kidney stone after my girlfriend broke up with me in 2016"

"Harambe died in 2016. Praise be to him"

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton ran for President in 2016"

"Everyone I love on my blog died in 2016"

"Suicide Squad AND Batman/Superman came out in 2016"
by BigSlimJimmy August 29, 2016
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two fat rails

I left when I saw Kewawn chop out two fat rails on a plate.
by Fourteegauge November 13, 2010
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