Sausage

Someone who is being silly/stupid/over sensitive but not in a way that they’re being a dick. Normally because they’ve taken something you’ve said the wrong way.

“You don’t love me do you?”
“Oh babe stop being a sausage” *hugs*

by Krazybuthot September 11, 2020

Sausage

Can be used to describe someone who is making silly mistakes and you don’t want to offend them by swearing at them.

Person 1: I just gave the customer the wrong change..

Person 2: What a sausage.

by Tman5711 February 01, 2025

Sausage

1. a cylindrical length of minced and seasoned pork, beef, or other meat encased in a skin, typically sold raw to be grilled, boiled, or fried before eating.
2. The thing that young kids (5-11) laugh at
3. the things idiots laugh at (13-35)

dad: I'm going to go put some sausage on my grill
7 year old son: hahahahaha you said SAUSAGE
dad: i love sausage! got a problem?
19 year old son: whoa there dad, you don't know what that means
dad: it's meat! what is wrong with my meat!?
19 year old son: dad I...don't think you know what you're saying
7 year old son: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha YOURE KILLING ME!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SAUSAGE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SAUSAGE AHAHAHAHAHAA
13 year old daughter: you're all idiots.

by Rilz3 December 01, 2015

sausage

A piece of meat eaten with breakfast or with ketchup and mustard and definitely NOT located beneath the male pants.

Mm sausages.

by ManMan36 May 09, 2016

Sausage

A tasty, JUICY object. Sometime comes in small or big size. Can also be inserted into buns.

"I wish I had a Jumbo sausage like Chad. Mine is a cocktail sausage."

by MBIG June 06, 2021

Sausage

1. A food made of minced meat (usually pork) encased in a cylindrical skin, eaten fried, grilled, or boiled.
2. A penis.

1. Sausages are delicious!
2. Sausages are delicious!

by the random. January 07, 2022

Sausage

Angela Mace

Ange you're a proper sausage.

by TheGr8Cornholio December 22, 2023