Road twisler

Candian west coast term for head while driving

Do you want a road twisler

by ThalRyu August 31, 2021

Hawaiian Road Apple

A Lava Bomb, i.e. a blob of lava that gets blown out of a volcano and lands splat on the ground, turning black as it cools and looking like God took a dump.

Stupid haolies who hang around erupting volcanoes are gonna get bonked on the head by a Hawaiian Road Apple.

by PING PONG BOB June 6, 2018

road rules

what?

what are road rules?

by Dan August 1, 2003

Road Rooster

An irritated person driving questionably.

If Preston is going to be a road rooster my girlfriend is going to call his mother.

by silverseal September 19, 2011

road tubing

Super gluing a floor and wheels to the bottom of an innertube, tying it to the back of a truck, and riding in it.

We decided to go road tubing with water pistols.

by Blaze7071 April 2, 2010

Road “O”

Similar to “road head,” but in this case, the driver gives the passenger a handy/orgasm.

Driver to passenger: “Babe, you down for a Road “O” ?

by PantsCoar353 May 18, 2018

Road Dork

A driver who can't follow directions, leaves their turn signal on too long, constantly fails to signal when switching lanes, goes way too slow under posted speed limit, tailgates in a furious manner and/or failing to use proper road etiquette while driving.
Bad driver
Angry driver
a rushed driver

Lily is driving a long and a guys tailgates behind her, frustrated the driver swerves into the other lane without signaling almost hitting another car, speeds up to the car in front and swerves back into the previous lane, cutting off Lily.

Lily to herself: Stupid Road Dork!

by mattan2900 September 4, 2010