Phone Coma

Low brainwave activity, unaware of surroundings, incoherent and motionless except for singular motion of index finger. Other symptoms include deafness and sedentary behavior.

Lisa was unreachable using common social forms of verbal communication. She stared blankly at the iPhone. Lisa was in a Phone Coma.

by Hobarto April 18, 2019

Square phone

When the kids in 7th grade call your phone a square

7th grader- Square phone
Other kid- ITS NOT SQUARE

by Haha you go brrr October 30, 2020

National Phone Sex Day

A day of phone sex

Want to have phone sex on national phone sex day?

by KonDaDon June 25, 2022

burner phone

Typically owned when you're about to replace your old cellphone, this kind of phone is the smartphone that you "taste" for a short period of time (e.g. a month) before moving onto a better smartphone.

I picked up a burner phone while waiting to upgrade; it’s like a trial run for my next smartphone, but I can’t wait to get something better!

by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025

hellular phone

a really shitty phone.

I just bought a fucking hellular phone

by Torin Vlietstra January 17, 2008

Phone Call to Putin

Phone Call to Putin (Russian: звонок Путину) is a slang term used by some Russian police departments for torture method which consists of administering electric shocks to the person's earlobes. According to Amnesty International, torture with electric shocks is common in Russia.

source: youtube/torture cases,wikipedia

if you don't sign the confession maybe we need to be putting you through to a Phone Call to Putin my friend.

by SnowDen89 March 23, 2016

ninja phoned

When you’re texting in bed and you drop your phone on your face.

I ninja phoned myself last night.

by Hlsmyr52 December 11, 2021