by mudmunk69 May 17, 2021
Get the minnesota mud monkeymug. The act of putting a cock in an ass, to the point where you get a choc top. Pulling it out of the asshole, sticking a candle in the dick hole, lighting it, and proceed to sing happy birthday.
Ahhhh man, last night was so good.
Why’s that?
She gave me a Coles mud cake.
Nice one dude, happy birthday!
Why’s that?
She gave me a Coles mud cake.
Nice one dude, happy birthday!
by LordDicktatious February 28, 2022
Get the Coles Mud Cakemug. When a man urinates into one's anus while his cock is simultaneously shit on by the receiving participant directly over a coffee cup. The watery shit piss concoction drips and accumulates in the cup, allowing for a mud like texture at the the bottom. This collection of watery shit piss is then shared as a beverage by both parties.
by captaincrunk December 12, 2014
Get the peruvian mud coffeemug. While having sex doggy style with millennial who vapes. You take their vape, take a pull, spread their butt cheeks and blow the vape into the anus. Then, inserting your penis into the anus and with each thrust, the vape poofs out.
by Mr tinkle June 18, 2022
Get the Louisiana Mud Puffmug. While having sex, You shit into or on a girls vagina and you then shove the shit down her vagina with your penis.
by Link6456 July 31, 2016
Get the Louisiana Mud Bathmug. Look how much space she is taking up, there is hardly any room to swim, she is such a whale in a mud puddle!
by Peanut77 December 11, 2011
Get the Whale in a mud puddlemug. A glass mud table is a foreplay action upon which one person sits above a glass table, while the other lays underneath it watches the other defecate on the clear surface above them resulting in sexual arousal
by supernut2000 June 22, 2016
Get the glass mud tablemug.