by Money MT May 19, 2010
Get the Hands off my squirrel food mug.Person 1: Don't get loud with me now. Go beat off or somethin'.
Person 2: Maybe I will go slap my squirrel!
Person 2: Maybe I will go slap my squirrel!
by C.M. Alva September 25, 2010
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A ice cream truck melting in the sun, while inside a tornado. that is a lima bean squirrel ejacualtion
by mh3bean October 16, 2013
Get the lima bean squirrel mug.Simply the act of a quarterback throwing the football to his favorite wide receiver on the football field. In times of need during a big game any quarterback will be looking to #FeedTheSquirrel. Fans love to see the squirrel get fed!
Fan 1: Oh no! Look were down by two touchdowns!
Fan 2: Don't worry just Keep Calm & Feed The Squirrel
Quarterback: We have a big game tomorrow! Im definitely going to be looking to Feed The Squirrel
Fan 2: Don't worry just Keep Calm & Feed The Squirrel
Quarterback: We have a big game tomorrow! Im definitely going to be looking to Feed The Squirrel
by Wa-hoo-Wa November 20, 2013
Get the Feed The Squirrel mug.Prinny Kinny forgot to dress the squirrel before busting his nutt.
Now he's expecting a little mini Kinny.
Moral of the story: Always dress the squirrel.
Now he's expecting a little mini Kinny.
Moral of the story: Always dress the squirrel.
by BJ Strange March 7, 2014
Get the Dress the Squirrel mug.When a man is down on a woman and he breaks a glowstick in her clit and sticks his dick in and preforms helicopter causing all the glowing ink to fly everywhere spastic such as a squirrel
"Man when I was with Ashley the other night I gave her the glowing flying squirrel better than Dave!"
by TheShitFacedCockMaster February 21, 2015
Get the glowing flying squirrel mug.When a woman has an unkept vagina like a 70's penthouse pet with a front lawn that hasn't been mowed in a year and is on her period. The tooth or teeth that you see is the tampon peeking out but can also be anything white that stands out quite nicely against the red. It may be some discharge or cum or even a white head, perhaps a yeast infection or your favorite STD. What is white and red all over? Not a newspaper my bloody friend!
by rumpellstiltkz April 15, 2015
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