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Social Media Love

An updated version for puppy love. When you fall in love with someone's profile, chats and posts but you've never actually met them in person.
Chad: I wish that Julia wouldn't like so many guys pics cause she knows I love her and she loves me too!
Brad: Dude, you've never met her in person! You're too deep in social media love to think clearly.
by Storypoet November 27, 2016
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social media faker

A person who posts things on social media, looking like she/he has the most awesome life ever, looking like she/he is very popular and/or looking like they're really hot. But in real life they are nothing more than a plain person, or even just a loser.
The social media faker can go pretty far with trying to look awesomer than they are in real life. things such as making fake accounts and using it following themselves, commenting and liking het posts, use certain like/follow apps that get them more likes and followers.
But also just changing their outer appearance by editing their pictures -too much- or talking like they're highclass
Did you see Nora's new post?

Yeah she's such a Social Media Faker.
by Tigercute January 11, 2016
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Social Media Cocky

A person that is good looking and uses social media sites (i.e. Facebook, instagram, twitter, etc.) to make themselves seem cocky and cool. But when meeting the person they are awkward and unsure of themselves.
Girl 1: I met Jeff last night.
Girl 2: Oh how did that go?
Girl 1: He was really only social media cocky, it was unfortunate. He seemed so cool online.
by coolasacucumber February 9, 2013
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Social Justice United

Discord server. The common nickname for this is "Satire Jokes United" or "Shitty Jerks United". This place is mostly made out of offensive bitches who said "The word Bruh is offensive now". Theyre Usually very arrogant, bossy, and their ego is the size of this universe.

Saying you like SjU (or is a staff for the satire shit) is like saying your mind is retarded and fatherless. Heck...
Girl: Hey guys I am accepted as a Social Justice United mod!!
Everybody else: EWWW THIS PERSON IS A SJU MOD...
by TheMightyPeacock January 31, 2022
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social media relationship

A relationship which occurs only on social media. The only time the "couple" hangs out is to take pictures of themselves and post it on social media
"Did you hear about Zack and his girl? They pretty much have a social media relationship"
by papamurph43 May 23, 2017
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social media that shit

Upload that to twitter, Facebook, etc...
by EasyD803 December 22, 2013
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Social Justice Joker

People that find a way to turn everything you say into something offensive. It started out as funny, but got REALLY annoying as time went on
Person 1: Sally is really awful
Person 2: Are you saying that just because she's a girl? You're SEXI-
Person 1: I will tear your ribcage apart and rip out every vital organ behind them you Social Justice Joker
by AutisticTexas October 4, 2020
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