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Short

God your short like chloe baker
by Keegan_the_king June 15, 2021
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Shorts

The remaining 10-20% of tobacco in a cigarette after the rest has been smoked.

Generally used when asking someone to give you this part of their cigarette.
*Person A is smoking a cigarette*
Moocher: hey can I get shorts on that?
Person A: sure
*Person A smokes 90% of the cigarette then gives the rest to Moocher to finish*
by phonaputer2 January 5, 2022
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Short kids

The troublemakers at school who love to troll ppl including eachother I’m one of them and I’m aware of this and I like it anyways when the tall mature guy tells them off they’re the bad guy leading to the short kid to troll them even more
Short Kid 1: "Hey, look at Jake over there! He's like a giant compared to us!"

Short Kid 2: "Yeah, let's go mess with him!"

Short Kid 3: "This is gonna be hilarious!"

The short kids approach Jake, who is reading quietly under a tree.

Short Kid 1: "Hey, Jake! How's the weather up there?"

Short Kid 2: "You must have a hard time fitting through doorways with those long legs!"

Jake: "Guys, come on. Can't you find someone else to bother?"

Short Kid 3: "Aw, what's the matter, Jake? Can't take a little joke?"

Jake: "It's not funny when it's at my expense. Just leave me alone, okay?"

The short kids exchange amused glances before turning back to Jake, their mischief evident.

Short Kid 1: "Oh, looks like Mr. Tall Guy can't handle a little teasing!"

Short Kid 2: "Maybe we should make fun of him some more!"

Short Kid 3: "Yeah, let's see how much he can take before he snaps!"

Despite Jake's protests, the short kids continue to taunt and tease him, their laughter echoing through the schoolyard.
by JDMF March 6, 2024
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Nice people who are very wealthy but are very friendly and not pretentious.
"They're on a serious pay packet but they're a pretty penny not short of a daffodil!"
by Xbexster October 10, 2025
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Short Daddy

Short daddy for tall daddy lovers
by anonymous July 24, 2021
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c0c0 shorts

kid on youtube named santiago who makes random commentary videos inspired by v1nce, the coolest commentary channel on youtube
"why is c0c0 shorts so short?"
by c0c0_ April 23, 2022
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earthen shorts

After a heavy night of partying it is possible to temporarily lose control of your fecal tract leaving soil in your undergarments.
Dude, you out all night cause I see you got earthen shorts again.
by Polish Roadapple February 20, 2021
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