YOU... Are NOT that.
Hym "So, since you're all basically retarded, I made a visual to debunk this kind of assertion that my problem is myself. Because what you're doing is 'See, when I repeat the things HE SAID while I was not around... He is being made uncomfortable by HIS SELF!' This kind of thinking is what makes you a retard so, here:
*The thing you're doing*
You ---------------------------------------> Me
See how that works? And *The thing you are doing* is inbetween asterisks... Because it's a place holder for any specific action, right? It's like a variable. So, depending on what it is... You're a piece of shit... So, it is MY SELF... That is the problem... You're a piece of shit... Die today please. In a fire. Or a wood chipper. I don't really care where. Just do it. Do it today."
*The thing you're doing*
You ---------------------------------------> Me
See how that works? And *The thing you are doing* is inbetween asterisks... Because it's a place holder for any specific action, right? It's like a variable. So, depending on what it is... You're a piece of shit... So, it is MY SELF... That is the problem... You're a piece of shit... Die today please. In a fire. Or a wood chipper. I don't really care where. Just do it. Do it today."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
When one “hoovers” one’s self. The art and movement of sucking the life out of one’s mood, in a professional cleaning manner. All emotions in a nice filtered manner.
Can you come out tonight, Jane? No im being hoovered listening to something that makes me so bad I can’t feel anything other than bad. Oh ok, I’ll self hoover myself
by Xione666 June 12, 2025
by rukkestop July 19, 2010
If you are a teacher, I am pretty sure you are slanging self-discoveries: The First Juvenile Release
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If you are a teacher, I am pretty sure you are slanging self-discoveries: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 03, 2025
A fanfiction in which the author depicts characters knowing they're in a fanfiction, as if the fanfiction itself were self-aware.
by Info2go April 22, 2025
In Saint Lucia, "stupid self" is used to cut the sentence shorter in order to give peremptory commands or statements while insulting them
1) Oye, wah you doing deh?! Move your stupid self before I go lose it! (Oye, what are you doing there?! Get outta here you idiot, before I get really mad!)
2) Okay, I go move my stupid self (Okay, I'll remove myself from this area)
2) Okay, I go move my stupid self (Okay, I'll remove myself from this area)
by Lime Juice (St. Lucia) April 13, 2025
A term that originated from the 2018 game Among Us, in which it would describe a player reporting a dead body that they themselves had killed; its use has since been expanded to describe any action by a person that unnecessarily draws attention to something negative about themselves. It is similar to a Freudian slip, but it does not require the person to make an accidental error; their words or actions are typically deliberate, and the person may already be perfectly aware of the negative connotations of their conduct.
Original Use
Player 1: I found this body in the communications room.
Player 2: I checked the vitals monitor a few seconds ago and no one was dead, this kill must have just happened.
Player 3: Is this a self-report?
Current Use
Person A: I like when people post about funny things they do to get out of doing work at their jobs, it really makes everyone seem a bit more human.
Person B: Fair, although the self-report can often get a person fired if they post using their actual name, so I wouldn't recommend joining them anytime soon, okay?
Player 1: I found this body in the communications room.
Player 2: I checked the vitals monitor a few seconds ago and no one was dead, this kill must have just happened.
Player 3: Is this a self-report?
Current Use
Person A: I like when people post about funny things they do to get out of doing work at their jobs, it really makes everyone seem a bit more human.
Person B: Fair, although the self-report can often get a person fired if they post using their actual name, so I wouldn't recommend joining them anytime soon, okay?
by MidniteLRG June 28, 2024