Turd Sausage

1. A turd that comes out like a well formed sausage.

2. Someone who is such a dick they’re also a turd.

Yo I just dropped a big ol’ turd sausage.

Your sister’s boyfriend ate the last slice. Yep, he’s a turd sausage!

by Beef-noodler May 16, 2024

sausage goblin

a gay person

wow did you see paul and josh last night? what a couple of sausage goblins

by meggly October 28, 2021

Fiery Sausage

A sausage that is drizzled in fiery, orange hair. This phenomenon occurs when a ginger haired chef is not wearing a hairnet when preparing the sausages.

Shit man, I just took a bite out of my plump sausage and I got a mouthful of orange hair! The chef shed all over my sausage and transformed it into a fiery sausage!

by Cronklet November 14, 2017

sausage boil

An all male jacuzzi session.

Hey boys, you want to come on over and have a good old fashioned Sausage Boil?

by Totally. April 16, 2016

Vienna Sausage Water

Hella worse than dog water, like HELLA.

“Broooo that CPU Takashi from Wii Party is DOG water.”
“Nah, he’s vienna sausage water.”

by Stomach Ache October 14, 2021

Flat Sausage

A sequence of taking off clumps of vaginal hair and violently shoving it in the other partner's pee hole.

Matt recieved a Flat Sausage and did not like it.

by Searsisdead November 24, 2015

you sausage

a word that people in the UK use when they are mad or done with something they don't want

you sausage

by cheeseburgers ahhhhhhh March 07, 2022