Reverse Purple Dragon

When you pull down a girls pants to eat her out and her dick slaps you in the forehead leaving the mark of a purple dragon

Yo this bitch gave me a reverse purple dragon last night

by TheJewKiller678 May 28, 2018

Reverse Cowgirl Scorpion

This is the champagne of sexual positions. The girl is in the same position as reverse cowgirl but is bent over backwards as if in an old MTV style wipeout... the scorpion.

The other night my girl hit me with that good reverse cowgirl scorpion. The perfect balance of sexual deviancy and sensual eye contact.

by Jumbodong1423 April 7, 2019

Reverse Master Blaster

A midget straddles one's face while you felate/perform cunnilingus in him/her while they yell "who run Barter Town?"

Shit, nephew! I gotta get to the kyro-practer! I fucked up my neck last night doin' the Reverse Master Blaster with Gary Coleman!

by Bowss Howgg August 13, 2016

Uno reverse card

You can use it if you don't want to do something.

ur mom: Go clean the dishes.

you: Uno reverse card
ur mom: *Cleans dishes* works everytime uwu

by Ritzlikesdilfs March 26, 2020

Reverse C-Section

Instead of a standard C-section, the baby cuts his or her way out of the mother's abdomen and uterus with a sword, usually either a Longsword or Claymore, and yells "I HAVE SLAIN THY BEAST" and proceeds to cut his or her own umbilical cord.

Person 1: Hey you heard about the new kid?
Person 2: Yeah I wouldn't mess with him, heard he was a reverse C-section.

by goofygoober1738 August 23, 2020

Reverse Turtle Head

Having someone stick their tongue in your asshole.

I heard that katie gave Alisha a reverse turtle head at Church yesterday.

by Otto_Mito November 14, 2012

Reverse Self Irrigator

A delicate manoeuvre when one has just taken a dump and has come to a sudden realization that there is no toilet paper left. The Reverse Self Irrigator (or RSI) is when the dumpee bends his penis under his gooch and proceeds to piss into his crack, which then cleanses it. This move is exceptionally difficult for females as it requires a hosepipe or fishtank pipe in order to be performed. This can often be challenging as one must remember to block the penis whilst taking a dump in order to not lose valuable piss which will later be used to cleanse the asshole. If the dump is an afghani mud musket then you are in for a bad time.

Pat: Wow that dump was good
Mitch: How did you wipe, these gas stations never have toilet paper
Pat: No problem man, I just did Reverse Self Irrigator

by ISStudent July 26, 2012