a pound or a punch

What a streetkid in England would tell a rich looking person meaning "give me a pound or I will punch you"' a pound or a punch
by jumping jehosaphat January 07, 2010
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dump punch

When you punch someone in the stomach after they've told you that they have to poop.
Karen dump punched Billy after he told her he had to shit.
by Jaike.Tate May 16, 2014
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Kate Punch Haters

Kate Punch Haters

Kate Punch Haters are unhealthy people who suffer from paranoia, delusions, hallucinations, hatred, pathological disorders, fanaticism and the list goes on... these closet crazy lunatics obsess over writer Kate Punch and follow her around.
I seen Kate Punch wondering around her back yard wearing a inappropriate dress, said the creepy elementary school counselor in her low low very low monotone voice.

I been watching Kate Punch for years said the old retired cop.

I seen Kate Punch eat macaroni and cheese out of a can, said the satanic child protective service lady... Let the ritual begin, said her fat cannibalistic assistant.

Kate Punch is very bad to like cookies and music, said the evil social worker with a candid smile and a very sweet conniving voice.

... 'I seen it all!' said the little country mouse...

Really? Wow, that is what I call Kate Punch Haters!
by saveKatePunch August 03, 2010
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punch a baby in the face

To be overly:
confused
bored
mad
sad
temptatious
intuned
glad
or excited.

It is used to overly exaggerate that specific feeling.
And no, it DOES NOT literally mean anything. It's an IDIOMATIC EXPRESSION, it does NOT mean that you actually want to punch a baby in the face.
I'm so confused, I just want to punch a baby in the face.
by xFreedomx September 25, 2008
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10 donkeys punching

A second rate Network 54 forum.
(dot org's poorer, less attractive, younger, unwanted, cousin to be concise)
"I am quite suprised 10 donkeys punching is still up and running, you'd have thought they'd killed eachother off by now."

"True...that and it is 2008."
by whydoesitalwaysrainonsaturday February 15, 2008
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Ninja Shit Punch

When a man and a woman love each other very much they often engage in sexual acts. This is known as a Ninja shit pucn

Preperation:
The man needs to have a shit that is about the same size as his erect penis. Remove the said shit from the toilet and put it in the freezer for later.

Once your woman is home remove said shit from freezer and place under pilow (or easy access to wherever the act is going to take place).

The Act:
Once you and your partner are engaged in sexual contact you begin to have anal sex. The man teases the woman by coming all the way out and back in again. After about the 4th time, stealthily grab the shit and shove it in her anus.

Whilst she still thinks your inside her stealthily run up and turn on the light. Run toward her shout "Ninja" and punch her in the face.

The End
Ninja Shit Punch, enough said
by KingLouie2 August 28, 2008
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Bohemian Ball Punch

Bohemian Ball Punch - Not to be mistaken with the song Bohemian Rhapsody, is when a man assumes the position and the lady friend continually strikes the back of his sack until level of pleasure is obtained. Sometimes blunt objects are used such as golf clubs, puppies, sporks, bars of soap, preparation H tubes, shovels, and steel toed boots. You are a real man if you can handle the Bohemian Ball Punch.
Josh (the first subject of the famed ball punch) was railed all night by a strange phillipeno man lady. After the bohemian ball punch was over, josh spontaneously combusted. Therefore, not being a full man.
by SexyBeast09 June 21, 2009
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