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Pockets on My Panties

I have so much dough in my jeans pockets i need pantie pockets so fit the rest.
Bitches can stand me i got pockets on my panties.
by leelee1234 November 30, 2010
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hillbilly hot pocket

An impractical joke where a man opens the seam at the bottom of one of the front pockets of a pair of trousers.While freeballing and wearing said trousers and performing some task that occupies both hands,he informs a female friend or coworker that he has some Tootsie Rolls or StarBursts in his pocket and they should feel free to reach in and help themselves.The look on the females face when she discovers the Tootsie Roll has a set of hairy balls attached is priceless .
You should've seen how fast my cousin jerked her hand out of my pocket when I pulled the ole "hillbilly hot pocket" on her.
by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011
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ohio hot pocket

where you go up to a person from behin (preferably a female) hug them still from behind while sneakaly putting ur dick into their pocket and you pee creating a warm sensation (hot pocket)
sally pissed me off so i snuck up and gave her an ohio hot pocket
by dave cheppel September 20, 2006
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pocket arnie

a person who trains with weights and thinks they're big, ripped etc.
Really they are skinny or half the size they make out or think they are.
by johnlloyd November 1, 2004
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Harrisburg Hot Pocket

Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket, a Harrisburg Hot Pocket involves a man (or woman with strap-on) to poop into a woman's vagina WHILE she is currently on her period -- then they proceed to have vaginal intercourse.
Situational:
Lisa: "I got my period today and I'm horny..."
Chris: "I just took a Viagra and ate 50 wings, time for a Harrisburg Hot Pocket!"

Conversational:
"I can't wait until Amy is on the rag so I can give her a Harrisburg Hot Pocket."
"Rich follows women around at the store who are buying tampons to ask if they want a Harrisburg Hot Pocket, he's such a sicko!"
by Why Havent I Been Adopted Yet September 6, 2013
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Hot Pocket

n.) When one farts in a paper grocery bag, creeps up behind someone, and quickly puts the bag over their head. Running away immediately is recommended.
"My colleague crop-dusted my workstation, so I paid him back with a hot pocket."
by n8ballz August 7, 2009
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Piss in your pocket

Aussie expression for giving someone a compliment but at the same time telling them that you are not doing it for an ulterior motive.
Look mate, I'm not trying to piss in your pocket, but you have an awesome car!!
by Robby101 October 19, 2006
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