Eggfuck Planet

The origin: A planet far away in the cosmos where they speak an ancient language called "Egus". The planets matter constantly moves so fast that it changes the size of the habitants heads into and egg. The planet was going to explode but some parents from there decided to send their children to a planet call earth. In fact one of your friends could be and egg-bastard the most common name for and egg-bastard is "Remington".

1.(an insulting way) "Ya egg headed ass should go back to your eggfuck Planet"

by Luh'Melly November 16, 2025

Mukha kang planeta

insult; Filipino for “you look like a planet”; commonly used to insult your fat friends.

Fat friend: You look like a rat!
You: Mukha kang planeta!!
Your Filipino friends: OHHHH SHIT HE CALLED U A FUCCIN PLANET

by DMGP2 October 15, 2019

captain of the planet

The most amazing man on the planet. He is the best lover with a very large cock. He is "The Captain of the Planet". Example: "Hey guys, last night I came 7 times during sex with The Captain of the Planet!"

Hey guys, I came 7 times last night during sex with The captain of the Planet!

by Applesauce0917 April 5, 2020

hottest bitch on this planet

mahrosh . khan.

the hottest bitch on this planet is mahrosh khan.

by nonononknonoo on non November 15, 2020

hottest bitch on this planet

mahrosh . khan.

the hottest bitch on this planet is mahrosh khan.

by nonononknonoo on non November 15, 2020

hottest man on this planet

Mark Paul

Who is the hottest man on this planet?
Mark Paul, says everyone at the table.

by ishwjwksowjs28 April 1, 2021

New to the planet?

Sarcastically questioning someone who absolutely has no clue about what's going on in the world and verifies it by talking.

Person 1: Did you get a Covid shot?
Person 2: What's Covid?
Person 1: New to the planet?

Person 1: I've never seen a Tom Hanks movie.
Person 2: You must be new to the planet.

by BillyVito October 4, 2021