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social penis

when a girl always hangs out with guys to the point that she is treated as one of the guys. a girl with a social penis will be 'one of the guys' when in a group, but is still considered fuckable material when hanging out with just one guy. she's the type of girl who's cool with crude humour and sexist comments and isn't afraid to add to the conversation.
that girl is always out with the guys. she has such a social penis.
the girl acts like such a guy. she has a social penis.
by twister no.2 June 8, 2012
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super penis

When you use your penis that is over 12 inches on soft and shaped like a baseball bat which you fight crime in low level cities and prison and fuck your mom
I used my super penis to fuck your mom and save your city last night
by Carlose spicy Weinner January 21, 2017
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Floppy Penis

Having a long enough penis that, when flacid, it flops around in your pants.
" yo did you see that guys floppy penis? It was almost down to his knee!"
by REEEEEal MVP September 24, 2018
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Penis Only

adj. denoting any activity that is exclusively to be experienced by a group of males (bros, men, dudes), meaning no females (girls, women, girlfriends) are to intrude upon its sacrosanctness. Similar to No chicks, just dicks.
Dude 1: Alright, I'm so stoked to go fishing later: just you, me, and the guys.

Dude 2: Right, oh, I forgot to tell you, I invited my girlfriend to go with us.

Dude 1: Wtf?! Dude, today was supposed to be penis only! We can no longer be friends.
by Dr. Battas March 28, 2009
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Abused Penis

A penis that has been abused. Mostly physical damage as mental damage is harder to spot.
You just hit my penis with a hammer. Now I have an abused Penis.
by PintMcPint January 1, 2012
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Tank Penis

A tank penis is when a males girth is a bigger circumferences then the anus/vagina of a girl
DAYUM Man i heard that he ripped her with the tank penis
by Un_Burnt_Pretzal July 19, 2014
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Harrison penis

A guy who has a 8+ inch penis
Damn that guy must be Harrison! Look at his dick! Man what a Harrison penis he has
by Whatbruh209 August 16, 2018
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