One beer, One dance, One hour 

An expression used by a group of friends that is "supposed" to be a limit on the amount of time that the group will spend at a strip club.

The overall premise is that the group will either drink 1 round of beers, partake in 1 lap dance per individual, or spend 1 hour overall before the group is "supposed" to go home. Whichever event occurs first is what is "supposed" to force the group to go home.

After 2 hours of drinking at the bar...

Reynold: "I'm feeling pretty good. Let's go to a strip club."
John: "I don't know. I'm exhausted and I have to go to work early in the morning."
Reynold: "We'll only do 'One beer, one dance, one hour.' and then go home."

John: "Alright. If we do that, then let's go."

7 beers, 4 lap dances, and 3 hours later...

John: "We really have to stop saying that we are only going to do 'One beer, one dance, one hour.' We are literally incapable of doing t

One beer, One dance, One hour by Frank the tank 23 January 13, 2014

One Shot 

When a person is knocked out cold, with one punch. Typically "one shot" is delivered from a juicehead with a running start. One shot can result in an overnight in the county jail.

"That's one shot kid, one shot!"

One Shot by Blakey D March 1, 2010

One-of-Those-People 

People who tend to put themselves down just to get people to compliment them.

"She kept calling herself stupid until someone called her smart."
"Oh, so she's One-of-THOSE-People?"

One-of-Those-People by Ulluoa February 22, 2010

One time 

Synonym for good bye or another way of saying “peace out”

“Yo bro I gotta head home right now, one time”

One time by Zdawg12345 December 22, 2018

one team 

someone who smokes a lot of green. he one teams himself on a regular basis. trys to one team other people with little success. It means sex

that guy just tryed to one team me. i think he is gay

one team by marc roussel September 11, 2006

One Man Thumb War 

Sexual act involving masturbating a girl, then having hand fall into the vagina without much effort. Man then begins to make thumb war motions inside girl. Works best on a loose girl.

I was totally getting it on with Darcy, and I put my hand down there, but it was a total one man thumb war not even a minute in.

One Man Thumb War by Kegan Godbey September 7, 2005

one can man

one can man: somebody that can only handle one can of beer before they are pissed. E.G. Matthew Vause.

one can man

*turns around to hand Matt his second beer*

*looks down to see him on the floor, completely out*

one can man by Mikeyboy909 July 15, 2009