gay goggles

To look at something from a gay person's point of view.

Wife: "I saw you staring at that woman."

Husband: "I wasn't staring, I had my gay goggles on. Did you see how bad her makeup was?"

by jarrhead June 7, 2011

Panicked Gay

A panicked gay means a guy who is too scared to admit that he’s a gay.

“Hey are you gay”
“What?! No!!!”
Panicked gay.

by hiimsad April 2, 2019

Gay Cow

a gay person that acts like a cow
(Aka Philip and Miller)

Miller and Philip are Gay Cows.

by yfucsgvcsagh January 11, 2019

The gay plague

AIDS

That dude has the gay plague

by MrBeachyFrogLegs November 2, 2017

Gay babe

Term used to describe a gay man that is very attractive to other men just for his physical self.

A gay man with girlish attributes that make him hot like a girl without being a drag queen or transgender.

A bottom that is attractive to many tops.

Example 1: Have you seen Cazwell's "Candy shop" music video? It's full of gay babes.

Example 2: Have you met David Allegre?

The twink with long blonde hair and surfer body?

Yeah, he's a total gay babe.

by honeybooboodave September 22, 2012

crossfit gay

When you’re gay and you have to constantly tell everyone about it. Much like people who do CrossFit

Yo, my friend Miranda is CrossFit gay. No one asked, but she just has to keep telling us.

by CisJg April 1, 2022

Shag Of Gays

The collective noun for a group of gays. This can refer to a group of both male and female gays, but is predominantly used for male gays. The correct grouping for lesbians is a Lust.

Whilst on Safari, Shaniqua turned in her 4x4 and said, "Oh look Latipha, what a wonderful "Shag of Gays". Its a good job they've left that shopping mall before that Lust of Lesbians turns up. There could have been a right ragging!"

by VanArchibald January 6, 2010