Noodle Knob

Term for when a man is unable to get an erection during sex, rendering him unable to penetrate, just like a floppy noodle. Knob is a slang term for penis in the United Kingdom.

After a long night of drinking, his girlfriend was left wanting when all he could offer was a noodle knob.

by n00d1e May 4, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

electric noodle

that feeling when your arms go limp

‘’ah man staying in that position has my arms weird and tingly’

“yeah like an electric noodle”

by randeyverse May 9, 2025

Noodle dick

Noodle dick: when your dick cant get hard. A soft dick.

I was higher than a giraffes pussy and took another rip. Got astronaut pussy and my girl naked positioned doggy style. She turned around look me in the eye. She wants it so bad. But I was too high and couldn't get hard. She look me in the eye and said. Oh oh spaghetti oh! Noodle dick!

by Quail eggs! September 23, 2025

The Darby Noodle

When your bald and your male genitalia are so small it makes a micros penis look massive

“Trevor was in the change room and everyone laughed because he had The Darby Noodle”

by Johnsantel October 9, 2025

Wet noodle

A limp dick energy having person, giving weak energy in response to someone else’s good mood.

Christopher was giving wet noodle energy when he shut down his girlfriend for trying to tell him a joke.

by Blackeyedsuzy November 8, 2025

Ohio Pool Noodle

Two fuzzy fellas slap they wieners in sync till they meat touches (Gotta Wear Socks So It Ain’t Gay)

Hey Bro Wanna Ohio Pool Noodle And Chill Or Nah

by DaQtrToterPounder November 13, 2025