by Samguy August 24, 2024
Get the Mreasydeck surprisemug. The official term used to describe an event where the boss comes in sick and then shares it with everyone, despite knowledge that he is contagious.
Stemming from the October Surprise of Donald J Trump who contracted the deadly coronavirus and subsequently participated in multiple interactions with colleagues unaware of his existing positive diagnosis, infecting numerous members of his administration.
Stemming from the October Surprise of Donald J Trump who contracted the deadly coronavirus and subsequently participated in multiple interactions with colleagues unaware of his existing positive diagnosis, infecting numerous members of his administration.
"Hey Tina, our CEO Jim sure gave us an October Surprise with his awful cold this week. Half of the marketing team is on mandatory PTO now. He still wants to meet with you in person tomorrow about those sales reports, though. I recommend a hazmat suit..."
by FlagRaiser October 16, 2020
Get the October Surprisemug. When you're banging your bitch and when she just about to climax you pull out and yell "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA" and then proceed to put a banana up there instead. The surprise is that there's no cactus, there's banana.
Guy: *pulls out, prepares for a Cactus Surprise* "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA"
Girl: *screams*
Guy: *puts banana in her instead*
Girl: *screams, but not from pain*
Girl: *screams*
Guy: *puts banana in her instead*
Girl: *screams, but not from pain*
by Rhukebab January 26, 2016
Get the Cactus Surprisemug. A sentence used in any conversation that will make your friends stop talking and will do 1 of 2 things:
1. They will genuinely act surprised, like they don't know what the fuck happened
2. They will stop talking and will be weirded by the fact that you randomly just said that
1. They will genuinely act surprised, like they don't know what the fuck happened
2. They will stop talking and will be weirded by the fact that you randomly just said that
by SoggyWeetBix69420 March 16, 2021
Get the loud and potentially surprising sound effectmug. Ass-hole surprise, the act of quickly and without warning, ramming your penis and or dildo into an unsuspecting females anus.
by Christianusaf July 23, 2016
Get the ass-hole surprisemug. The act of sneaking up on a person and shoving your arm up there anus till you can control there mouth like a ventriloquist dummy
by Rexstfs December 23, 2021
Get the Ventriloquist surprisemug. When you sit on the toilet and think you need to just pee, so you relax to let it happen when BAM you poop a little.
"I got the the bathroom! You'll never guess what happened! I Popee d . No joke! I thought "Popee Surprise" was a myth!!
by RipYaANewOne January 24, 2018
Get the popee surprisemug.