alabama weed-whacker

When a male recieves head and the female gets some of his pubic hairs stuck inside her teeth and pulls them out as he cums.

John was getting some bomb head from Bryana until she performed an Alabama weed-whacker on him.

by PapiLey June 13, 2017

Alabama squid

Alabama squid is when during sex you put black powder up your ass and fart on the other person's face

Guy 1: "Yo I heard Duncan's girl broke up with him last week"

Guy 2: "oh yeah she caught him hitting a bitch with the Alabama squid

by Bigddunkan January 26, 2023

Alabama Toss-Up

When you see a couple that looks suspiciously like siblings

Were Jack and Meg White siblings or were they together?
I don’t know fam, it’s a good ol’ Alabama toss-up

by itslinacolada November 1, 2021

Alabama Hot pocket

Shit in a woman’s pussy then fuck her

I gave a Alabama hot pocket…

by S&Dsd July 17, 2023

Alabama Banana Split

When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.

Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!

by grandpahomewrecker August 6, 2021

Alabama Poutine

A container of french fries that have a streak of cum on one side of it.

You're telling me you've never heard of Alabama poutine?

by Regulation Listener March 27, 2024

alabama slab

In construction, when you pour concrete into a hole, then add water and mix in the hole

Mix your concrete in a wheelbarrow, dont pour an alabama slab when making footings

by Charles Mili June 6, 2024