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Michael's stepdad: Ah what the hell?! RD why do you keep saying that?! Fake son, get your ass over here.
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Michael: Uhm no. I don't even know what that is
Michael's stepdad: where the hell did she hear it from?!
Michael: I don't know, we go to Kmart a lot, maybe she heard it here
Michael's stepdad: God damn it, FS! You're getting 10 across the ass!
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Michael's stepdad: Did you teach Tabitha this dolphin dick?
Michael: Uhm no. I don't even know what that is
Michael's stepdad: where the hell did she hear it from?!
Michael: I don't know, we go to Kmart a lot, maybe she heard it here
Michael's stepdad: God damn it, FS! You're getting 10 across the ass!
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A very powerful and attractive being who wonders the universe at all times. He's considered to be the suns son, also known for transforming and becoming the answers and prayers to all our questions.
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