Luke

The fucking greatest man ever gonna fuck all da woman Hayden stay away bro brw I fucked yo girl

A god he’s a luke

by SmolBean15 March 25, 2019

Luke Zacker

Just a sexy man

Geez that Luke Zacker kid is super sexy

by GreenLanternMan August 15, 2021

Luke

Luke , Luke’s are the most interesting and wonderful people in the world. If you ever get hold of a Luke NEVER and i mean NEVER let him go, you’ll regret it for life.

person 1: whats ur name?
Luke: Luke, why?

person 1: OMG PLEASE BE MY FRIEND!

by cussysuxker November 23, 2021

Luke

Absolute fucking cave man looks like a chameleon. He has no social skills and is closeted. He eats every meat like it’s his last.

Don’t eat like an animal you will end up like Luke johnstone.

by Cave man November 23, 2021

Luke

Attention seeking, but somehow everyone loves him. He's charming but if you really know him, you know how he's all about the attention and just wants to be noticed by everyone.

Girl #1: Luke is kind of cute!
Girl #2: Yeah!
Luke: I know.

by Reallyrealdeal March 31, 2020

Luke

Luke is completely weird in every way but is excellent at making friends.

Max: I wish I was Luke

Michael: Are you serious

Max: YES

by 1MaxyMan2 May 3, 2017

Luke Young

A degenerate mutant who absolutely hates being funny. Swears to god that he is not a man lover, when he in fact is a man lover. Specifically for people with the name Keith. And Ryans.

Did you see Luke Young last week? I could hear him giving the Hoover vacuum 4000 from 3 stalls away.

by GodIHateSociety1 November 22, 2021