low job

The positive female equivalent of getting a blow job. Cunnilingus. Also known as the verb to be "lolly-popped."

"LJ" for short.

Why is it that women never brag about getting low jobs?

He's a nice guy but he sucks at giving low jobs.

by allkindsofwrong June 14, 2013

Jobs Knobber

Someone that idolizes Steve Jobs

or

a female under Steve Job's Desk

He has every generation of iPod ever made. He is such a Jobs Knobber

by Mystery Meat 4U October 21, 2010

cancel job

When you pretend to give a blow, hand or foot job and then stop before you do it.

God damn it my girlfriend gave me a cancel job last night.

by Dylan Harden February 27, 2008

sneeze job

When you sneeze into someone's balls.

Achoo! Oh no...I just gave you a sneeze job

by tacotacogggg August 23, 2016

loop job

Someone not playing with a full deck.mostly a psycho wife or girlfriend far removed from reality.

That girl is such a loop job that she thinks she can get pregnant from a blowjob

by Leek1211 June 26, 2014

tea job

When drinking and enjoying a nice cup of tea. Take a sip and keep the heat in your mouth then give your partner a blow job. The hot sensation classes this as a 'tea job'

I gave him a tea job last night

by Heypolly April 13, 2015

Mic Job

After a concert you take a man's dick and use it as microphone.

"Dude! You won't believe it! Tiffany gave me a Mic job after that Maroon 5 concert."

by Ettezoj February 25, 2019