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Irish Betrayal

Making a cup of tea for yourself without offering a cup of tea to any other residents or guests.
Fergal committed an irish betrayal against Mary yesterday. I can't believe they are still talking after that slight.
by Pseudo Niahm January 10, 2025
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Irish Chalupa

Someone who is considerably smarter than people named 'Matt'.
Matt: "My opinions are wrong. Luckily there is an Irish Chalupa to point it out."
by RightMoreOftenThanMatt June 3, 2024
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Irish shower

Having a shower after taking a grog bog because you can't tell if you got all the shite from your sticky date
*Repeating out loud during your Irish shower* "To be sure to be sure"
by Jdork January 24, 2022
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irish top hat

When ur best mate leaves his Guinness unattended and you dip the head of ur penis into his glass.
Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!
by billdur79 August 20, 2023
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Irish kiss

A kiss on a night out where both parties are drunk commonly leading to a silly or funny outcome
The two who kissed fell over. They had an Irish kiss
by anonymous April 5, 2025
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irish draghole

gender nonspecific goof or poof (plunko boys)
she shared nobed for sometime (basement)
with her new irish worker bee (monkey)
he got tired of her sinner hole (mouth)
The brain damaged old worker was worked to death for kids who were being abused to become citizens insane for a wealthy polywog donor she opened her viewing irish draghole to see the kids off to their uncle of bezos' fumuly, she opened her front top irish draghole to be sure they were safely harmed, and lastly she open her majicull irish low draghole for the love of her life J big box rooms and J big pockets Bezos, leader of the IRA and a bunch of other weird garbage orgs.
by sinrlifemattrs November 18, 2025
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Irish silencer

Using a potato on the muzzle of a gun in an attempt to muffle the sound of a shot.
Contrary to popular belief, the Irish silencer doesn't work and is more likely to blow up the gun than muffle the shot.
by Dr. Lizardo August 19, 2025
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