When a man urinates into one's anus while his cock is simultaneously shit on by the receiving participant directly over a coffee cup. The watery shit piss concoction drips and accumulates in the cup, allowing for a mud like texture at the the bottom. This collection of watery shit piss is then shared as a beverage by both parties.
by captaincrunk December 12, 2014
Get the peruvian mud coffee mug.A Mississippi mud newt is when a man and woman get naked and cover theirselves with baby oil and take turns laying on the bed to get shit on. After you are all good and shiny with shit and baby oil you slide around on each other in a wiggling motion.
by Evilives November 23, 2014
Get the Mississippi mud newt mug.The act of pouring olive oil into a person’s anus and then quickly inserting your foot as far in there as you can.
Karen: “Last night Jon gave me a greasy mud boot. It was amazing”
Jen: “I wish my man would do that”
Jen: “I wish my man would do that”
by Middle aged middle white male November 14, 2020
Get the Greasy mud boot mug.The act of putting a cock in an ass, to the point where you get a choc top. Pulling it out of the asshole, sticking a candle in the dick hole, lighting it, and proceed to sing happy birthday.
Ahhhh man, last night was so good.
Why’s that?
She gave me a Coles mud cake.
Nice one dude, happy birthday!
Why’s that?
She gave me a Coles mud cake.
Nice one dude, happy birthday!
by LordDicktatious February 28, 2022
Get the Coles Mud Cake mug.While having sex, You shit into or on a girls vagina and you then shove the shit down her vagina with your penis.
by Link6456 July 31, 2016
Get the Louisiana Mud Bath mug.Look how much space she is taking up, there is hardly any room to swim, she is such a whale in a mud puddle!
by Peanut77 December 11, 2011
Get the Whale in a mud puddle mug.This is when a person is pooping and blowing a guy at the same time. Like a blumpkin but much different.
by flying monkey 1 June 13, 2019
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