Brampton Car Crash

An all too common occurrence in Brampton whereby Bramptonites stage car accidents for insurance scams.
“Jay was in another car crash yesterday.”

“Was it a real car crash or a Brampton Car Crash?”
by Mr. Sanchez, Esquire August 13, 2021
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Roblox car crash

Roblox car crashes are a series of (normally low quality) videos popular on youtube and tiktok that show dash cam footage of roblox blocky cars suffering violent accidents, such as running over NPCs or hitting other cars while shredding into pieces.
These videos are known for using ACTUAL legitimate car accident audios found in websites such as LiveLeak, wich gives a strange comedic effect.
X: Hey have you seen this Roblox Car Crash compilation on tiktok? It’s so funny!
X: please leave me alone.
by Ungui56 December 11, 2022
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Packing the clown car

Synonym for sexual intercourse, or the plans to engage in said activity

Layman's terms: Smashin' or trying to smash
Mark: Hey, where's Brandon?

Daniel: Oh, he's packing the clown car with Jenny.

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Rita: So, what are you doing tonight?

Bethany: Oh, me and Rodney are going to packing the clown car for the rest of the night.
by Mikeywikeylikey August 09, 2018
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Dead Guy Car

A collectible car of such high status and limited availability that it doesn’t change hands without somebody dying.
Jerry Seinfeld describes the ’73 Porsche Carrera RS as a dead guy car. Seinfeld says about the RS, “this car doesn’t change hands without somebody dying.” Jerry bought it from a dead guy and he’ll be dead before he let’s it go to the next owner.
by Wrangler of Skanks March 01, 2023
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Brum Brum Car

Similar to a Coal Car with the distinction that Brocks mum, fitted with a strap on, is the Coal Car and Brock is the engine.
Zac: You in for a man train tonight?
Brock: Only if Mum's the Brum Brum Car and I'm driving
by 2 Pump Stump July 12, 2023
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Red Cars Are Red

A statement used when someone points out the obvious, mostly to mock. Used on forums to prove a point, without all the hassle of trying or caring.
1: "It all comes down to what you prefer using"
2: "Red cars are red"
by WrongRrabbit December 24, 2010
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cool car tax

The extra amount of money you have to pay to your insurance or on tickets due to your car “looking fast” or cool
Guy 1: I swear I get more tickets from cops ever since I dropped my car and got the new paint job, I’m driving the exact same though.

Guy 2: yeah, you don’t look like regular traffic anymore. You can’t forget to budget for the cool car tax.
by Li Big Body November 02, 2023
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