An extremely large yet very specific unit of measurement. It is an amount of some object that difficult to hold or carry to the point where one could not hold or carry a single more unit of said object. Obviously different people have different people have different capacities of holding or carrying; therefore, even though a F-ton is a specific unit of measure it is also an individual dependent variable.
Me: I just bought a F-ton of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.
Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.
Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.
by xccs December 3, 2014
Get the F-tonmug. A complete and utter assh*le. Somebody who will take what he wants and not give two sh*ts about who gets hurt in the process. He is someone who doesn't care about how others feel and he is someone who should never be around kids. Never let a Charles into your life.
Claire: Hey I met somebody named Charles F. and he gave me his number.
Emily: DELETE IT NOW!
Claire: Why?
Emily: He is awful and you need to ignore him. Trust me.
Claire: Ok.
Emily: DELETE IT NOW!
Claire: Why?
Emily: He is awful and you need to ignore him. Trust me.
Claire: Ok.
by Jemilyn N. February 19, 2020
Get the Charles F.mug. 
When you get a liberal arts or social science degree and later realize you made a huge mistake. That's when you scream 😱 f-mud
by Sexydimma December 21, 2022
Get the F-mudmug. A really cool, beautiful,nice girl who will always make bright smiles, have cool hair and style and a really big voice that you can recognise her from very far. A Leny always have her original and personal humour, and is kind of perverted. She will always try to help you and you will always being comfortable around her!!
A: woah here's Leny walking around here!
B: she's so cool... Look at her sweatshirt!
A: def so swag
I did a reference for Leny (f) for feminine because the other was for boys :P
B: she's so cool... Look at her sweatshirt!
A: def so swag
I did a reference for Leny (f) for feminine because the other was for boys :P
by Sharkian w frog hat November 27, 2021
Get the Leny (f)mug. 
by certifiedF-sharp April 22, 2022
Get the F-sharpmug.