by Your jowa, Great November 22, 2021
Get the Elmug. by andy big pp December 7, 2017
Get the gay bree elmug. When a man or wo(man) mostly man who have no teeth & wear big round glasses that ain't theirs, sticks his pinky finger up his nose while taking his other pinky finger and running it along the rim of his own butthole while sitting in the tub full of warm water & saying "no don't look I swear I'm jacking off. It's not what it looks like. I'm not NOT playing with my penis instead of my butt hole. Only counts if I get off ." then proceeds to shooting ass jizz into the water and man queefing (farting) at the same time. Once he or she is finished they most the time ask for a bowl of snow cream or a cream cheese danish to put over there body and say repeatedly 'I'm a sexy kitty kitty meowwwwwww' and whimper while shaking. He/she may have a very high ego and sleep with one hand in their pants or shorts cupping thier own penis. They have thought to have frosted tips and sausage toes from time to time. But even after all that they still fine af. Sadly they will never put out. You got better luck if your a porno then an actual human. Hell, maybe a video game will see more action then a real human would.
I can't believe i shá'QUAQEEQEE'KORRi-el-CARROLeringestered last night before my family showed up to take me to my 9th wedding.
by CreviceOfYouBumBum January 28, 2023
Get the shá'QUAQEEQEE'KORRi-el-CARROLeringesteredmug. A kid that has a crooked face with no features. He is your average bum that thinks he's good at basketball. That form though... the guy looks like my left testicle with all the hair in the world. usually related to an annoying Mexican of some sort. a retard that looks delirious. no sense of humour. the trash talker gets all the girls but has no drive because of his face
by toomlater2 September 4, 2022
Get the El-Masrymug. You and your buddies go to a Mexican restaurant to eat and drink. After wards you get a to go box, then you and 6 buddies spit, puke and shoot snot rockets into the food! Mix it up and it is ready to serve to a dude you don't like!
Noah" Hey man El toros was off the chain last night"
Ian" I heard you gave stehr the El toro special"
Noah" Yep and he ate every last bite"
Ian" He told me what a pal you were for hooking him up with food last night"
Noah" What are friends for"
Ian" I heard you gave stehr the El toro special"
Noah" Yep and he ate every last bite"
Ian" He told me what a pal you were for hooking him up with food last night"
Noah" What are friends for"
by G&P May 20, 2011
Get the El toro specialmug. by Christchild February 9, 2017
Get the el fonymug. by tidalattorney January 11, 2024
Get the El Sea Tortelinimug.