Sad Clown

The act of a female performing deep fellatio on a male while wearing heavy mascara and/or eyeliner. The depth of the act may initiate the gag reflex causing her eyes to water, resulting in her mascara to run down each cheek; thus, resembling a sad clown when she looks up at you.

I'm stressed out. I could really go for a sad clown tonight.

Sad Clown by Mr. Rotten Treats July 20, 2009

Inane Clown Pussies

Inane Clown Pussies is the proper derogatory term for the Insane Clown Posse, the horrorcore band derided by Eminem and some of his inane fans. Eminem, lacking either the vocabulary or the intelligence (or both) to substitute the frankly obvious and cutting word "inane" for "insane" missed a good opportunity to distinguish himself from the other high school dropouts he shares the stage with.

The Inane Clown Pussies beat the shit out of that pussy Eminem, or is it M & M, or whatever, that skinny twit who stole my sister's lunch money.

Inane Clown Pussies by RexRoth April 4, 2010

Cholla clown 

Any girl or woman of Mexican heritage, who has either shaved or plucked their eyebrows, and has re-drawn them back on, usually way too high to appear normal, as two half circles over their eyes in the middle of their foreheads (like clowns). They usually are obese, loud, think they are hot, and dress like skanks and are always ready to fight.

Hey Trent, let's go in that mexican bar and pick up some spicy mexi-babes.
Dude, you must be drunk to think there are anything but chollos and cholla clowns in there.

Cholla clown by TachiMark April 10, 2008

Poohs Clown 

to apply clown make-up to one's face with faeces

Harold makes a good poohs clown

Poohs Clown by Poohs Clown August 3, 2007

poohs clown 

The art of applying clown make-up using ones faeces

"He makes a good poohs clown, dont ya think?"

poohs clown by envenom August 4, 2007

thizz clown

One who acts like a thizzed-out jackass, particularly if such behavior is out of character or otherwise unusual.

You're acting ridiculous, fool - thizz clown, sit down!

thizz clown by pacifico800 June 27, 2009

Status Clown 

Someone who plays with words or pulls up people on social media posts for small careless grammatical errors, often done for jest or to be awkward.

Person 1: did you see Danny's Facebook the other day?

Person 2: yeah when highlighted someone should have used a comma!?

Person 1: man, he's a status clown.

Status Clown by dajs90 May 8, 2014