Green Tissue

A slang term for a joint. Is mostly used if the joint's purpose was to drown ones sorrow but can be used in a standard sense.

"Damn bro my entire world went upside down after Lily cheated"

"Here bro take some of these Green Tissues it'll get ya mind off it man"

by epicbullet497 June 25, 2018

green man

homosexual lover

I love my green man.

by gotmilked February 16, 2022

Green Telletubie

A stupid speedrunner who has a god complex and relationship issues.

Dream: I like minecraft.
Me: LOL stupid Green Telletubie
George: I like minecraft.
Me: Awww me too, wanna be friends

by Stargazer49 November 14, 2021

Green shoes

Really bomb ass weed

Hey man, buy any green shoes lately?

by hateeternal1880 November 4, 2008

Green Flag

When Group A has prior knowledge of and does not prevent an attack by Group B, often having beneficial results for Group A or both parties

Different from a false flag in that Group A did not engineer the attack, but rather, having received foreknowledge of an attack by Group B, allowed it to proceed. This results in any number of benefits for Group A or both parties (i.e. economic boost, useful victimhood on the world stage, demographic changes).

"The US received word beforehand that the Japanese were planning an attack on Pearl Harbor! Why did they do nothing to stop it?"

"The elite wanted a boost to our economy, and they knew joining WWII was just the ticket. A total green flag."

by StrokeOfGeenius October 15, 2023

Micah Green

What a transformation. From Fat to Bolo From Obese to hench . nigga likes that car football ting innit

are you playing cocket league Damm you darned Micah Green

by NarinsFatMother June 15, 2022

kylie greene

A very funny girl that is not very good at sports but thinks she is.

Kylie Greene sucks at basketball but she thinks she is so good

by Bobwallers January 8, 2015