Banana curve

What occurs when a man masturbates too much; the penis can curve upwards, downwards, or to the sides, depending on the preferences of the masturbator.

Shit, I've jacked everyday since 1985, now my dick has a banana curve.

by Cpt. Snazzy March 13, 2009

Banana Handshake

A handshake in which you slip a banana into the recipients hand. Can be replaced with other fruits.

I gave him a banana handshake.

by Waste_Manager December 17, 2008

banana peel

The aftermath of a man giving birth to a baby (or in some circumstances a large pumpkin) through his urethra, blowing his penis out.

Jason: I wish I gave birth to that pumpkin.. I would be a proud parent.
Brian: Ahahahaha! You'd also have a banana peel in your pants.

by outofc0ntro1 October 26, 2011

green banana

n.
A female who is not yet ripe, in other words, too young and not developed.

"That girl over there is pretty hot"

"No way dude. She's flat as a board. Total green banana"

by Cahill the 4th October 10, 2009

banana peeler

a bitch with braces.

Hey, don't go to the movies with that girl, she's a banana peeler.

by et ex al February 16, 2009

banana-hammock

a guy's support system of friends; his right hand fellows, and the ones to always lift him up when he is down.

thanks for helping me throught this breakup, man your a real banana-hammock.

by periwinkle1996 September 25, 2010

Banana Blizzard

The Banana Blizzard is the most misunderstood and uncommon of the fruity disasters, it is completely oblivious to nearly everything and is confused and unsure of the direction it plans to go. Although the Banana Blizzard is very hard to associate yourself with, everyone should make it a goal to see at least one within their lives. See also; Strawberry Avalanche, Limonada Hurricana, and Kiwi Landslide.

Boy; "Turn your head in a fast jerking motion. It will please me"

Girl: No way!!

Bystander: OH NO HERE COMES THE BANANA BLIZZARD!!!

by iRide4Jaden August 18, 2011