Matt

a person who has no bitches and also admitted to having a piss kink

Matt's a real nice guy, I wonder if he can't get bitches because of his piss kink?

by cheeseheadmilf December 7, 2022

Pulling the Matt

Saying one will return back soon but never actually coming back

James pulled a Matt and hasnt been back in 42 hours Pulling the Matt

by Grimeggs August 7, 2014

Matt

A very nice guy with a dick that is the definition of pleasure. He will make any girl have a great night given the chance.

Hey look it’s Matt. He’s a nice guy.

by Crokkedundee November 21, 2021

Mattes

Good looking

Mattes is good looking and always makes you laugh

by Mishima November 23, 2021

matt handle

known for dressing as a woman and hosting prosbies. one time he vomited next to brendans bed...and gaby's jacket. but its ok, we swear by him.

can you matt handle this?

by lovetomatthandle November 7, 2009

Matt

Matt looks like he would be an angel, smart, kind and funny. But in reality Matt is nothing but a devil, an egg some most call him, spilling his nasty opinions on everyone. The feeling of a being around a Matt is like when you get new boots for the first time but then fall face-first onto mud.

Friend 1: omg look at that bully kicking the teacher
Friend 2: oh he must be a Matt

by MattTheRottenEgg December 29, 2020

matt murkin

A really dopey twat who thinks he's a pulling machine but he's really not, he thinks he's the beez knees, he thinks it's Sunday on a Monday like the stupid prick he is.

Geoff-Is it a Friday or a Saturday, cause it feels like a Sunday
Hagrid-your a real matt murkin you know that??

by Dr floppy schlong July 12, 2017