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kick short people into the sun month!

during the whole of october it is now KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!
"its KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!!!!" "oh shit"
by muhahahahhahaha October 24, 2023
mugGet the kick short people into the sun month!mug.

johnny short

English slang, the practice of trying to pay less than agreed, or trying not to pay at all.
'when it comes time to pay they be doing a johnny short'
by KooKaaPie January 27, 2007
mugGet the johnny shortmug.
August 8th is the day celebrating the god given gift that is short haired women
Dude1: Man did you know that tomorrow is National short haired womens day?

Dude2: Hell yeah!
by blungoid June 17, 2023
mugGet the National short haired womens daymug.

short-handed

1) without any seemingly particular effort
2) in unfavorable circumstances
3) in a game of poker, starting out with the worst possible hand
Person a: can Sidney Crosby score short-handed, even after his injury of Jan 2011-Feb 2012?

Person b: we'll have to wait and see.
by Sexydimma May 1, 2013
mugGet the short-handedmug.

1ml short of an inch

“1 ml short of an inch” is essentially a joke. Mixing millilitres (volume) with inches (length) gives this idiom an absurd, confused and humorous edge.

Close, but not quite there.

Almost there.

Someone who’s slightly off in thinking, in a funny or endearing way.

Someone that’s pulling the wool over your eyes.

Close but no cigar.

If you had brains you’d be dangerous.

If your balls weren’t in a bag you’d lose them.

It’s about almost having the full picture but missing the key piece that reveals the trick.

The swapped measurements between imperial and metric systems creates a sense of not only being short, but also being mismatched or confused in the attempt.
I followed the recipe exactly, except I swapped sugar to salt. Turns out I was 1ml short of an inch
by Feetnwojo August 9, 2025
mugGet the 1ml short of an inchmug.

short girls with no hair

Have a big shinny forehead and are short that wear white jeans.
Short girls with no hair have a big attitude
by vanessa's daddy February 16, 2018
mugGet the short girls with no hairmug.

Short Zach

Short Zach is an asshole. And us also short.
Short Zach has a short temper.
by CrAckerasswhitebread April 23, 2018
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