J-unit

Short for Jesus Unit. Something the head of LDS Church of Christ (on 10th street) in Salt Lake City came up with. It's supposed to make the missionaries that go out and harrass high schoolers seem hip
Mormon1: C'mon guys lets go out and convert all those nonbelivers with our little minibibles!
Mormon2: Then we can come back here and drink lemonade and listen to yellow card!
ALl: J-j-j-j-J-UNhiT!
by pink banana April 20, 2005
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PB&J

pussy breaker Jealous, after you have a long night with your girl and your girl have to go to the hospital because becuase you had sex for 3 hours or longer.
i had sex with my girl and now she is in the hospital way is that well because im a PB&J don't you wish you was one lol.
by Superman84 April 28, 2008
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j-diddles

Doing the "j-diddles" means a person is drooling over the sight of a huge man arse,
while at the same time emitting a high pitched drone that resembles the sound of hitting a baby with a bag of cats.
Jeff: Hey does it sound like someone is in the middle of a j-diddles ?
Vinny: Ya , theres a mouldy twat over there salivating at sumo wrestling diaper bloopers.
Jeff: Ahhhh flip it down ! thats mank !
by Longdong Von Hugenrod May 15, 2009
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Rip a J

To have sexual intercourse; typically associated with manipulative, deceptive, or unemotional sex, but can simply be used to describe the activity if one feels uncomfortable with using the word "sex." The "J" refers to the slang term for vagina: "VaJayJay"
"What did you do this weekend? Rip a J?"
"Hell yeah, man."
by Explosive Potato January 23, 2012
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j-ho

Joshua Jay Howard (born April 28, 1980) is an American professional basketball player. At 6 ft 7 in (2.01 m) and 210 lb (95 kg; 15 st), he starts at small forward for the Dallas Mavericks of the NBA. His nickname is "J-Ho".

Salary $10,890,000

Awards ACC Men's Basketball Player of the Year (2003)
NBA All-Rookie Second Team (2004)
NBA All-Star (2007)
*watching a game*
c'mon j-ho u got this.. go go go go yeessss!!!
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Turbo J

Pulling on a Bong, while a buddy (The J-Man) Drags on a J. Then Upon a thumbs up and removal of the hitter peice, the J-man will exhale into the stem peice of the water pipe, thus forcing your and his smoke into your lungs effortlessly.
Person 1: Its nice, we have a water pipe and a Joint in this rotation.
Person 2: Yea, we should do a Turbo J.
by Frankie Jr May 24, 2009
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J Chilln

To be consumed into a deep chill, experiencing euphoria.
He was j chilln
by Heorjsh February 04, 2015
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