Attack Child

A malicious minor that jumps through small openings to attack executives. Bane of Greg.

"Uh...and a person can fit through there, a person can definitely fit through that window - a small person, an attack child"

by DefinitelyJoking June 3, 2023

ipa child

A child that is far on the mental deficit spectrum to the point of being unpalatable to most

Awe that poor “IPA Child”.. Bless their heart

by Pie R8 April 6, 2023

scary child

fairly self-explanatory and child that is scary. Mainly because children are evil genuius that have their own secret socity to overthrow the government.

Joe: "I SAW A SCARY CHILD"

Brain: "GET TO THE BUNKER THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN."

by Snappy fish October 11, 2021

bar-child

A child at a bar due to others idiotic tendencies

Mom: you spent hafe your life at this bar
Me : ya im a bar-child

by Cottonclouds March 11, 2023

child bags

balls.
just balls.

hey ma'am. want to step on my child bags?

by JewGaming April 2, 2021

The Child

The child is a demonic entity who takes form as a Lucas amiibo, allowing this thing to grab you is a death sentence.

A friend:Who are you choosing
Myself:the child
Everyone in the room:OH NO!

by The Lad(official) December 3, 2020

Childes..gf

A tiktok user with a total of 2k+ followers (⌒▽⌒) They play genshin impact, and watch anime regularly. Normal schedule is posting 1-3 videos a day :) they are also very cool which is a plus in my book !11! (*´꒳`*)

Have you heard of Childes..gf they are really cool

by yuzuru :) July 3, 2021