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short sprout

When someone's sprouting phase is short, causing them to be a small or short person.
Guy 1: your ugly

Guy 2: Chill out short sprout
by Wood3356 March 7, 2023
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short topper

a person who temporarily shaves their head after an event - pleasing or painful.
! not to be confused with a certain hair condition or certain charities.
A: LOL look at that guy/girl, they're bald as fuck!
B: no, they're just a short topper.
A: what?
B: y'know, someone who shaves their head to restart life and--
A: LOL what the fuck?
B: short topper.
by reallifenojoke July 21, 2021
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Short and Fat

He is short and fat
by numacunosti June 14, 2017
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Short person

They are not short, they are just very vertically challenged!!!

:)
Next time when you call me a short person you are wrong!!!!!
I'm just vertically challenged!!!!!
by Just figured out that I'm GAY! November 4, 2021
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Short

Short people who are under 6 foot and a bunch of hairy retards that don’t wash their vaginas and are ugly pieces of shit.
Please for the love of god short people clean your selfs you ugly fucks.
by English are trannys December 16, 2021
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Jojo shorts

Jojo shorts is a slang for less than prison shorts off a cigarette. They refer to the length of his genitalia.
"Yo can I bum prison shorts off the square?"
"Nah to be honest this is too tiny to smoke. It's mostly Jojo shorts"
by Ohm'r Con February 18, 2014
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Bucket Shorts

A very rare type of shorts that may very well not actually exist.

They’re existence was only mentioned once by a very boofed up man that may or may not like to run a lot..... some say because of this man’s constant lifted state of mind he should be discredited but I can personally attest to this call because I was witness to the mention of these shorts and have not been provided sufficient evidence to confirm or deny that Bucket Shorts are real or not. To this day Bucket Shorts are a highly disputed topic.
You gonna wear your bucket hat with those bucket shorts? It’d be a good fit.
by Šhørtśhôrtšãręßüß November 10, 2020
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