Keeping it clean like a washing machine

The act of staying drug and alcohol free.

"you want some weed?"

"nah man. Im keeping it clean like a washing machine"

by Taylor RiceCakes January 2, 2010

Washingtons

Filthy, often unbrushed or rotten teeth. An homage to George Washington's wooden dentures.

Go brush your god-awful Washingtons.

by FTVMartin December 17, 2006

WIndow washer

Ejaculating into one's hand and then force fully smearing the hand that has been ejaculated on into his / her face, then performing a circular motion as if you were washing your windows.

Notice: When involving multiple smearees use substance sparingly so that everyone gets some.

As I was finishing she acted up so I gave her the window washer biatch!!!!!!

by Dirtymatrix101 June 20, 2008

Washington Examiner

A right-wing propaganda site

Washington Examiner-Trump has done 300 things in two years

Normal person- Haha, so stupid

by Jam00235 January 20, 2019

Washish

the sound an elephant makes when it holds it's urine for several days and then lets it all go in one big rush.

my God! I hope that never happens over my car!

by terminatrix March 8, 2005

washoo

Best backyard game in the world.

I'm Jonesin' to play Washoos this weekend.

by Washoo Commissioner January 2, 2009

Washgustingston

A combination of disgusting and Washington. Most closely related to the American government's failure to do anything successfully. This may also be known as the Mecca for all Republicans.

Today Obama commanded the world from atop Mt. Washgustingston in hopes to make change.

by Trevorrrrrrrrrr January 26, 2011