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ur mom

A pointless comeback you can use in any situation.
Rando: Hey, whatchu doin?
You: Your mom.
by nayeonstan April 3, 2022
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Ur mom

Absolutely massive and obeese also monsterous
My preesentation of UR MOM (UR MOTHER)

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.
by Cloaker September 16, 2021
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ur bikes a dyke

unless ultimately needed in times of unexplainatory times DO NOT USE
Joey: hey Ryan
Ryan:what
Joey: ur mom gay
Ryan:no u
*Brian walks in*
Brian:you sissies fighting
Joey: shut up fag
Brian: you asker for it, ur bikes a dyke
* time itself is ruptured as everything is consumed by one implosion that eventually turns everything into a blank abyss as god himself sits astonished*
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UR MOM day

You have to tell peoples moms there beautiful and hug them to bring up there confidence
You:Hey you beautiful mom: thanks so much that boosted my confidence you:yea it’s ur mom day
by Moms daddy January 9, 2022
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Ur mom

A talk back that a tiny joke that can use any saying
Person 1: hey do u wan’t to eat with me
Person 2: no ur mom
by Error_no_name1234 January 7, 2022
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ur mom

some fat mf
person1 bro is that ur mom?
person 2 nah shes way too different
person 3 i fucked her last night
person 1+2 🧍
by ur mom <3~ October 6, 2021
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ur mom

by poposucks February 1, 2021
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