Janky turd is a term commonly used in BMX bike circles to describe a shitty BMX bike. The term was started on the BMX Museum.
That new Quadangle bike is such a janky turd! two of the four bolt holes in stem are threaded at an angle, bearings in bb are notchy, cranks are bent, chain looks like it was spray painted in driveway by my 8 year old nephew, freewheel and hub failed before i reached end of street. Fuckin janky turd!
by BMXstuff February 20, 2012
Get the Janky Turdmug. A member of Texas A&M University's Corps of Cadets. Most likely to fling horse poo at members of an opposing school's Marching Band. Sometimes seen using a sabre to defend Kyle Field's "sacred" playing surface from SMU Cheerleaders. Like to grab their nuts and squeeze them to feel the pain that the football team is experiencing. Like to sport military haircuts and be a part of a pretend Army.
Hey man, did you see that dude grabbing his nuts on TV? He must be a Corp Turd!
If you're a Red Raider, you better not let a Corp Turd catch you walking on the grass at the Memorial Student Center, or else they'll beat you up.
If you're a Red Raider, you better not let a Corp Turd catch you walking on the grass at the Memorial Student Center, or else they'll beat you up.
by Raider Power December 9, 2008
Get the Corp Turdmug. A modular storage device attached to triathlete saddles to allow for in-race fecal collection, especially useful in Clydesdale categories
by Evan Cool April 26, 2015
Get the turd tankmug. Weird - I heard him say that Obama didn't call any families of fallen veterans, but that was just more turd theory.
by sleepyHollow October 17, 2017
Get the turd theorymug. by Jonathan Footpenis May 29, 2017
Get the Turd basketmug. A turd that parts the water when you flush and refuses itself to go down, even after multiple flushes.
by SgtSapper May 31, 2019
Get the Moses turdmug. When someone has a hair asshole, it can be defined as a beard. When it is full of shit it is called a turd beard.
by Bigtnuggz April 10, 2015
Get the turd beardmug.