texas two step

When you take a mis-step while being drunk.

When you nearly fall down drunk while executing the texas two step

by creep_nwwf2 October 7, 2008

two stroke diesel

A slang word phrase to discribe two lesbian women engageing in intercourse.

"Those two dimes are two stroke diesels."

by Steve the Man in the 813 May 14, 2006

two headed swede

When a man tells a woman to lay down and then procedes to jump up and body slam her. At the same time, he shoves his dick in her cunt with all his weight. Must be followed up with: "how was it honey?"

Max did a two headed swede to Samantha and broke two of her ribs. She seemed satisfied though...

by monnardini April 2, 2009

two fat rails

Two big lines of cocaine

I left when I saw Kewawn chop out two fat rails on a plate.

by Fourteegauge November 16, 2010

Two pigs in a blanket

A slut male or female who's whore ass is so sloppy two dicks can easily cohabitate inside.

I'm surprised Jen isn't suffering from incontinent bowl. Last week at your dad's AA celebration she sat on the table and a bottle of Jim beam fell up her asshole! She can easily handle two pigs in a blanket!

by Scrunthole June 17, 2018

Two Man Job

A Two Man Job is the description of when a girl/man is too big for a singular person to handle, therefore relying on the help of a friend to get the job done.

How’d you get on with that Becca bird last night?

Don’t get me started, she was a two man job so I had to get Josh in to help!

by Baldemort April 12, 2021

Two Left Testicles

An figure of speech used to express how awful one is at sex (similar to how the expression "Two Left Feet" applies to a bad dancer).

Gee, Mary, I don't know about this... I've got two left testicles.

by FalconEyes September 25, 2011